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Hasir jokes in bengali(jokes in bengali)

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āϏāĻŦāĻžāϰ āϏ⧇āϰāĻž jokes in bengali

Sami oi prani 

tara vut petni theke na voi kheleo 

bouer 3 te Missed call heart attact anar jonno jothesto

āĻ¸ā§āĻŦāĻžāĻŽā§€ āĻ“āχ āĻĒā§āϰāĻžāĻŖā§€Â 

āϤāĻžāϰāĻž āϭ⧁āϤ āĻĒ⧇āĻ¤ā§āύ⧀ āĻĨ⧇āϕ⧇ āϭ⧟ āϖ⧇āϞ⧇āĻ“

āĻŦāĻ‰ā§Ÿā§‡āϰ ā§Š āϟāĻŋ Missed call Heart Attack āφāύāĻžāϰ āϜāĻ¨ā§āϝ āϝāĻĨ⧇āĻˇā§āĻŸÂ 

 

Ekta handsome chele class e asa matroi ..

sob meyera fida hoye gelo ..

kintu cheletar kono ekta kothate sob behos

vabo ki ???

“Bonera ektu jaiga deben jhat debo”

āĻāĻ•āϟāĻž āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻ¨ā§āĻĄāϏāĻŽ āϛ⧇āϞ⧇ āĻ•ā§āϞāĻžāϏ āĻ āφāϏāĻž āĻŽāĻžāĻ¤ā§āϰāĻ‡Â 

āϏāĻŦ āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡āϰāĻž āĻĢāĻŋāĻĻāĻž āĻšā§Ÿā§‡ āϗ⧇āϞ⧋ …

āĻ•āĻŋāĻ¨ā§āϤ⧁ āϛ⧇āϞ⧇āϟāĻžāϰ āϕ⧋āύ⧋ āĻāĻ•āϟāĻž āĻ•āĻĨāĻžāϤ⧇ āϏāĻŦ āĻŦ⧇āĻšā§āĻ¸Â 

āĻ­āĻžāĻŦā§‹ āĻ•āĻŋ ???

“āĻŦā§‹āύ⧇āϰāĻž āĻāĻ•āϟ⧁ āϜāĻžā§ŸāĻ—āĻž āĻĻ⧇āĻŦ⧇āύ āĻāĻžāρāϟ āĻĻ⧇āĻŦ”

āφāϰ⧋ āĻĒ⧜⧁āĻ¨Â 

Nontur prothombar GF er sathe dating

Nontu:dekho darling eta amar prothom dating.,

jodi kono komi ba vul hoye jai ,

chotobhai vebe khoma kore dio

 āύāĻ¨ā§āϟ⧁āϰ āĻĒā§āϰāĻĨāĻŽāĻŦāĻžāϰ GF āĻāϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨ⧇ āĻĄā§‡āϟāĻŋāĻ‚Â 

āύāĻ¨ā§āϟ⧁ : āĻĻ⧇āĻ–ā§‹ āĻĄāĻžāĻ°ā§āϞāĻŋāĻ‚ āĻāϟāĻž āφāĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻĒā§āϰāĻĨāĻŽ āĻĄā§‡āϟāĻŋāĻ‚..

āϝāĻĻāĻŋ āϕ⧋āύ⧋ āĻ•āĻŽāĻŋ āĻŦāĻž āϭ⧁āϞ āĻšā§Ÿā§‡ āϝāĻžā§Ÿ ,

āϛ⧋āϟāĻ­āĻžāχ āϭ⧇āĻŦ⧇ āĻ•ā§āώāĻŽāĻž āĻ•āϰ⧇ āĻĻāĻŋāĻ“Â 

Dukandar : Kemon dress dekhabo?

Vodro mohila : paser barira dom atke more jak temon 

āĻĻā§‹āĻ•āĻžāύāĻĻāĻžāϰ :  āϕ⧇āĻŽāύ āĻĄā§āϰ⧇āϏ āĻĻ⧇āĻ–āĻžāĻŦā§‹ ?

āĻ­āĻĻā§āϰ āĻŽāĻšāĻŋāϞāĻž : āĻĒāĻžāĻļ⧇āϰ āĻŦāĻžā§œāĻŋāϰ āφāρāϟāϕ⧇ āĻŽāϰ⧇ āϝāĻžāĻ• āϤ⧇āĻŽāĻ¨Â 

 

Kichuto porasona koreche ei gorom

nahole eto DIGREE ki kore pete pare

 āĻ•āĻŋāϛ⧁āϤ⧋ āĻĒ⧜āĻžāĻļā§‹āύāĻž āĻ•āϰ⧇āϛ⧇ āĻāχ āĻ—āϰāĻŽÂ 

āύāĻžāĻšāϞ⧇ āĻāϤ⧋ āĻĄāĻŋāĻ—ā§āϰāĻŋ āĻ•āĻŋ āĻ•āϰ⧇ āĻĒ⧇āϤ⧇ āĻĒāĻžāĻ°ā§‡Â 

 

Stree : ogo suncho amader biyer ghotokta more geche

sami :sala ek na ekdin or kormer fol oke petei hoto

āĻ¸ā§āĻ¤ā§āϰ⧀ :  āĻ“āĻ—ā§‹ āĻļ⧁āύāϛ⧋ āφāĻŽāĻžāĻĻ⧇āĻ°Â  āĻŦāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡āϰ āϘāϟāĻ• āϟāĻž āĻŽāϰ⧇ āϗ⧇āĻ›ā§‡Â 

āĻ¸ā§āĻŦāĻžāĻŽā§€ : āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž āĻāĻ• āύāĻž āĻāĻ•āĻĻāĻŋāύ āĻ“āϰ āĻ•āĻ°ā§āĻŽā§‡āϰ āĻĢāϞ āĻ“āϕ⧇ āĻĒ⧇āϤ⧇āχ āĻšā§‹āĻ¤ā§‹Â 

 

English :He is so Talented

Bangla :bohot harami jinis sala

English : He is so Talented

Bangla : āĻŦāĻšā§āϤ āĻšāĻžāϰāĻžāĻŽāĻŋ āϜāĻŋāύāĻŋāϏ āĻļāĻžāϞāĻžÂ 

 

Ghorer ijjot meyeder hate thake

ar ghorer kagojpotro haramider hate

āϘāϰ⧇āϰ āχāĻœā§āĻŦāϤ āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡āĻĻ⧇āϰ āĻšāĻžāϤ⧇ āĻĨāĻžāĻ•ā§‡Â 

āφāϰ āϘāϰ⧇āϰ āĻ•āĻžāĻ—āϜāĻĒāĻ¤ā§āϰ āĻšāĻžāϰāĻžāĻŽāĻŋāϗ⧁āϞ⧋āϰ āĻ•āĻžāĻ›ā§‡Â 

 

Amader dese keu gift dile Thank you bolena

bole hi hi hi etar abar ki dorkar chilo

āφāĻŽāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰ āĻĻ⧇āĻļ⧇ āϕ⧇āω āĻ—āĻŋāĻĢāϟ āĻĻāĻŋāϞ⧇ Thank You āĻŦāϞ⧇āύāĻžÂ 

āĻŦāϞ⧇ āĻšāĻŋāσāĻšāĻŋāσāĻšāĻŋāσ āĻāϟāĻžāϰ āφāĻŦāĻžāϰ āĻ•āĻŋ āĻĻāϰāĻ•āĻžāϰ āĻ›āĻŋāĻ˛Â 

 

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āĻĻāĻŽ āϛ⧋āϟāĻžāύ⧋ Hasir jokes in bengali

Bou sosur ke :baba elachi ses hoye geche

bazar thke firbar pothe niye neben

sosur :bouma ekachi tomar sasurir nam ,

boroder nam uchcharon korte nei 

bouma :ji thik ache             

porer baar ….

baba maa ses hoye geche ferar pothe niye asben

āĻŦ⧌ āĻļāĻļ⧁āϰ āϕ⧇ : āĻŦāĻžāĻŦāĻž āĻāϞāĻžāϚāĻŋ āĻļ⧇āώ āĻšā§Ÿā§‡ āϗ⧇āĻ›ā§‡Â 

āĻŦāĻžāϜāĻžāϰ āĻĨ⧇āϕ⧇ āĻĢāĻŋāϰāĻŦāĻžāϰ āĻĒāĻĨ⧇ āύāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āύ⧇āĻŦ⧇āĻ¨Â 

āĻļāĻļ⧁āϰ : āĻŦ⧌āĻŽāĻž āĻāϞāĻžāϚāĻŋ āϤ⧋āĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻļāĻžāĻļ⧁⧜āĻŋāϰ āύāĻžāĻŽ ,

āĻŦā§œā§‹āĻĻ⧇āĻ°Â  āύāĻžāĻŽ āωāĻšā§āϚāĻžāϰāĻŖ āĻ•āϰāϤ⧇ āύ⧇āĻ‡Â 

āĻŦ⧌āĻŽāĻž : āϜāĻŋ āĻ āĻŋāĻ• āφāĻ›ā§‡Â 

āĻĒāϰ⧇āϰ āĻŦāĻžāϰ ….

āĻŦāĻžāĻŦāĻž “āĻŽāĻž “āĻļ⧇āώ āĻšā§Ÿā§‡ āϗ⧇āϛ⧇ āĻĢ⧇āϰāĻžāϰ āĻĒāĻĨ⧇ āύāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āφāϏāĻŦ⧇āύ  

Doctor : ki somossa apnar?

Rogi :age apni kotha din je apni hasben na

Doctor : OK kotha dilam..hasbona

rogi tar ekebare pat kathir moto patla paa ta dekhalo.

Doctor eta dekha matroi hese fello

Rogi : dekhlen to apni kotha rakhlen na

Doctor :OK Sorry! achchca bolun apnar somossa ta ki 

Rogi :Asole paa duto kodin dhore khub fule geche

Doctor :Vaaaggg SALA tui esechisi hasate  

 

āĻĄāĻžāĻ•ā§āϤāĻžāϰ : āĻ•āĻŋ āϏāĻŽāĻ¸ā§āϝāĻž āφāĻĒāύāĻžāϰ ?

āϰ⧋āĻ—ā§€ : āφāϗ⧇ āφāĻĒāύāĻŋ āĻ•āĻĨāĻž āĻĻāĻŋāύ āϝ⧇ āφāĻĒāύāĻŋ āĻšāĻžāϏāĻŦ⧇āύāύāĻžÂ 

āĻĄāĻžāĻ•ā§āϤāĻžāϰ : Ok  āĻ•āĻĨāĻž āĻĻāĻŋāϞāĻžāĻŽ…āĻšāĻžāϏāĻŦā§‹āύāĻžÂ 

āϰ⧋āĻ—ā§€ āϤāĻžāϰ āĻāϕ⧇āĻŦāĻžāϰ⧇ āĻĒāĻžāĻŸÂ āĻ•āĻžāĻ āĻŋāϰ āĻŽāϤ⧋ āĻĒāĻžāϤāϞāĻž āĻĒāĻžāϟāĻžÂ  āĻĻ⧇āĻ–āĻžāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āĻĄāĻžāĻ•ā§āϤāĻžāϰ āĻāϟāĻž āĻĻ⧇āĻ–āĻž āϝāĻžāĻ¤ā§āϰ⧀ āĻšā§‡āϏ⧇ āĻĢ⧇āϞāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āϰ⧋āĻ—ā§€ : āĻĻ⧇āĻ–āϞ⧇āύ āϤ⧋ āφāĻĒāύāĻŋ āĻ•āĻĨāĻž āϰāĻžāĻ–āϞ⧇āύāύāĻžÂ 

āĻĄāĻžāĻ•ā§āϤāĻžāϰ : OK SORRY !āφāĻšā§āĻ›āĻžÂ āĻŦāϞ⧁āύ āφāĻĒāύāĻžāϰ āϏāĻŽāĻ¸ā§āϝāĻž āϟāĻž āĻ•āĻŋ 

āϰ⧋āĻ—ā§€ : āφāϏāϞ⧇ āĻĒāĻž āĻĻ⧁āĻŸā§‹ āĻ•āĻĻāĻŋāύ āϧāϰ⧇ āϖ⧁āĻŦ āĻĢ⧁āϞ⧇ āϗ⧇āĻ›ā§‡Â 

āĻĄāĻžāĻ•ā§āϤāĻžāϰ : āĻ­āĻžāĻ— āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž āϤ⧁āχ āĻāϏ⧇āĻ›āĻŋāϏāχ āĻšāĻžāρāϏāĻžāĻ¤ā§‡Â 

 

Meyepokhkho :amader chele ke pochondo na

Chelepokhkho :pochondo to amdero na ekhon ki 

ghor theke tariye debo ..

āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡āĻĒāĻ•ā§āώ : āφāĻŽāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰ āϛ⧇āϞ⧇āϕ⧇ āĻĒāĻ›āĻ¨ā§āĻĻ āύāĻžÂ 

āϛ⧇āϞ⧇āĻĒāĻ•ā§āώ : āĻĒāĻ›āĻ¨ā§āĻĻ āϤ⧋ āφāĻŽāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰāĻ“ āύāĻž āĻāĻ–āύ āĻ•āĻŋ 

āϘāϰ āĻĨ⧇āϕ⧇ āϤāĻžā§œāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻĻ⧇āĻŦ ….

Khubsurot Secretery gal dite dite

bosser cabin theke beriye elo

Officer staff are ki holo ki bepar

Secretery :sala jiggasa korchilo aj rate free acho ??

Officer staff :haa tarpor

Secretery :bollam haa

“sala 60 pager typing amake dhoriye dilo”

āϖ⧁āĻŦāϏ⧁āϰāϤ āϏ⧇āĻ•ā§āϰ⧇āϟāĻžāϰāĻŋ āĻ—āĻžāĻ˛Â āĻĻāĻŋāϤ⧇ āĻĻāĻŋāĻ¤ā§‡Â 

āĻŦāϏ⧇āϰ āϕ⧇āĻŦāĻŋāύ āĻĨ⧇āϕ⧇ āĻŦ⧇āϰāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āĻ…āĻĢāĻŋāϏ⧇āϰ āĻ¸ā§āϟāĻžāĻĢ āφāϰ⧇ āĻ•āĻŋ āĻšā§‹āϞ⧋ āĻ•āĻŋ āĻŦā§āϝāĻžāĻĒāĻžāĻ°Â 

āϏ⧇āĻ•ā§āϰ⧇āϟāĻžāϰāĻŋ : āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž āϜāĻŋāĻœā§āĻžāĻžāϏāĻž āĻ•āϰāĻ›āĻŋāϞ⧋ āφāϜ āϰāĻžāϤ⧇ āĻĢā§āϰāĻŋ āφāϛ⧋ ??

āĻ…āĻĢāĻŋāϏ⧇āϰ āĻ¸ā§āϟāĻžāĻĢ : āĻšā§āϝāĻžāρ āϤāĻžāϰāĻĒāĻ°Â 

āϏ⧇āĻ•ā§āϰ⧇āϟāĻžāϰāĻŋ : āĻŦāϞāϞāĻžāĻŽ āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻÂ 

“āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž ā§Ŧā§Ļ āĻĒ⧇āĻœā§‡āϰ āϟāĻžāχāĻĒāĻŋāĻ‚ āφāĻŽāĻžāϕ⧇ āϧāϰāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻĻāĻŋāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

Tumpa tritiyo bar driving licence er trial dite powcahlo

Officer :jodi ek dike sami onnodike bhai thake

kakae marbe??

Tumpa :Sami

Officer : ami tomake trityo bar bolchi BREAK marbe

āϟ⧁āĻŽā§āĻĒāĻž āϤ⧃āĻ¤ā§€ā§ŸāĻŦāĻžāϰ āĻĄā§āϰāĻžāχāĻ­āĻŋāĻ‚ āϞāĻžāχāϏ⧇āĻ¨ā§āϏ⧇āϰ āĻŸā§āϰāĻžā§ŸāĻžāϞ āĻĻāĻŋāϤ⧇ āĻĒ⧌āρāĻ›āĻžāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āĻ…āĻĢāĻŋāϏāĻžāϰ : āϝāĻĻāĻŋ āĻāĻ• āĻĻāĻŋāϕ⧇ āĻ¸ā§āĻŦāĻžāĻŽā§€ āĻ…āĻ¨ā§āϝāĻĻāĻŋāϕ⧇ āĻ­āĻžāχ āĻĨāĻžāĻ•ā§‡Â 

āĻ•āĻžāϕ⧇ āĻŽāĻžāϰāĻŦ⧇ ??

āϟ⧁āĻŽā§āĻĒāĻž : āĻ¸ā§āĻŦāĻžāĻŽā§€Â 

āĻ…āĻĢāĻŋāϏāĻžāϰ : āφāĻŽāĻŋ āϤ⧋āĻŽāĻžāϕ⧇ āϤ⧃āĻ¤ā§€ā§ŸāĻŦāĻžāϰ āĻŦāϞāĻ›āĻŋ Break āĻŽāĻžāϰāĻŦā§‡Â 

 

💖āφāĻĒāύāĻŋ āĻĒ⧜āϛ⧇āύ 💖

āĻāĻ•āĻĻāĻŽ āĻŽāύ⧇āϰ āĻŽāϤ⧋ Bangla jokes for whatsappđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ

Boltu :Baba amar ekta meyeke pochondo,oke biye korte chai

Baba :meyetao ki tomake pochondo kore 

Boltu :Jii haa

Baba : Je meyer pochondo erokom ami oke bouma korte parina

āĻŦāĻ˛ā§āϟ⧁ : āĻŦāĻžāĻŦāĻž āφāĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻāĻ•āϟāĻž āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡āϕ⧇ āĻĒāĻ›āĻ¨ā§āĻĻ , āĻ“āϕ⧇ āĻŦāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻ•āϰāϤ⧇ āϚāĻžāĻ“ āϚāĻžāĻ‡Â 

āĻŦāĻžāĻŦāĻž : āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡āϟāĻžāĻ“ āĻ•āĻŋ āϤ⧋āĻŽāĻžāϕ⧇ āĻĒāĻ›āĻ¨ā§āĻĻ āĻ•āϰ⧇ ?

āĻŦāĻ˛ā§āϟ⧁ : āϜāĻŋ āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻÂ 

āĻŦāĻžāĻŦāĻž : āϝ⧇ āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡āϰ āĻĒāĻ›āĻ¨ā§āĻĻ āĻāϰāĻ•āĻŽ āφāĻŽāĻŋ āĻ“āϕ⧇ āĻŦ⧌āĻŽāĻž āĻ•āϰāϤ⧇ āĻĒāĻžāϰāĻŋāύāĻžÂ 

 

Bittu tar GF er babar sathe dekha korte giye…

Meyer baba : ami chaina

amar meye ekta murkher sathe sara jibon katak 

Bittu :Haa tai apnar meyeke niye jete esechi

ebar Juto khulte ja deri …..

āĻŦāĻŋāĻŸā§āϟ⧁ āϤāĻžāϰ GF āĻāϰ āĻŦāĻžāĻŦāĻžāϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨ⧇ āĻĻ⧇āĻ–āĻž āĻ•āϰāϤ⧇ āĻ—āĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ …

āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡āϰ āĻŦāĻžāĻŦāĻž : āφāĻŽāĻŋ āϚāĻžāχāύāĻž

āφāĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡ āĻāĻ•āϟāĻž āĻŽā§‚āĻ°ā§āϖ⧇āϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨ⧇ āϏāĻžāϰāĻž āĻœā§€āĻŦāύ āĻ•āĻžāϟāĻžāĻ•Â 

 āĻŦāĻŋāĻŸā§āϟ⧁ : āĻšā§āϝāĻžāρ āϤāĻžāχ āφāĻĒāύāĻžāϰ āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡āϕ⧇ āύāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āϝ⧇āϤ⧇ āĻāϏ⧇āĻ›āĻŋ 

āĻāĻŦāĻžāϰ āϜ⧁āϤ⧋ āϖ⧁āϞāϤ⧇ āϝāĻž āĻĻ⧇āϰāĻŋ ….

 

Popon : kire tor chokh ta fule ache keno?

Bittu : are kal amar Wife er Birthday chilo

Popon : kintu tar sathe chokher ki somporko

Bittu : amr Wife er nam Montrona 

sala cake wala vul kore nam likheche 

“Jontrona”

 āĻĒā§‹āĻĒāύ : āĻ•āĻŋāϰ⧇ āϤ⧋āϰ āĻšā§‹āĻ–āϟāĻž āĻĢ⧁āϞ⧇ āφāϛ⧇ āϕ⧇āύ ?

āĻŦāĻŋāĻŸā§āϟ⧁ : āφāϰ⧇ āĻ•āĻžāϞ āφāĻŽāĻžāϰ WIFE āĻāϰ Birthday āĻ›āĻŋāĻ˛Â 

āĻĒā§‹āĻĒāύ : āĻ•āĻŋāĻ¨ā§āϤ⧁ āϤāĻžāϰ āϏāĻžāĻĨ⧇ āĻšā§‹āϖ⧇āϰ āĻ•āĻŋ āϏāĻŽā§āĻĒāĻ°ā§āĻ•Â 

āĻŦāĻŋāϟ⧁ : āφāĻŽāĻžāϰ WIFE  āĻāϰ āύāĻžāĻŽ āĻŽāĻ¨ā§āĻ¤ā§āϰāĻŖāĻžÂ 

āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž āϕ⧇āĻ• āĻ“ā§ŸāĻžāϞāĻž āϭ⧁āϞ āĻ•āϰ⧇ āύāĻžāĻŽ āϞāĻŋāϖ⧇āĻ›ā§‡Â 

“āϝāĻ¨ā§āĻ¤ā§āϰāύāĻž”

“Bangla” amader kivabe ar kotota somai bachai dekho

English :Pardon me .i’m so sorry .can you repeat it again?

Bangla :”ki…”

“āĻŦāĻžāĻ‚āϞāĻž” āφāĻŽāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰ āĻ•āĻŋāĻ­āĻžāĻŦ⧇ āφāϰ āĻ•āϤāϟāĻž āϏāĻŽā§Ÿ āĻŦāĻžāρāϚāĻžā§Ÿ āĻĻ⧇āĻ–ā§‹Â 

English : pardon me .i’m sorry. can you repeat it again?

āĻŦāĻžāĻ‚āϞāĻž : “āϕ⧀…” 

Cycle chalok ekjon ke dhakka mere bollo

apni khub vaggoban

Lokti :sala ek to tui dhakka marli tar opor 

“vaggoban”bolchis

Cycle chalok :Aj chuti tai cycle niye nahole ami Lori chalai..

āϏāĻžāχāϕ⧇āϞ āϚāĻžāϞāĻ•Â  āĻāĻ•āϜāύ āϕ⧇ āϧāĻžāĻ•ā§āĻ•āĻž āĻŽā§‡āϰ⧇ āĻŦāϞāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āφāĻĒāύāĻŋ āϖ⧁āĻŦ āĻ­āĻžāĻ—ā§āϝāĻŦāĻžāĻ¨Â 

āϞ⧋āĻ•āϟāĻŋ : āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž āĻāĻ• āϤ⧋ āϤ⧁āχ āϧāĻžāĻ•ā§āĻ•āĻž āĻŽāĻžāϰāϞāĻŋ āϤāĻžāϰ āĻ“āĻĒāĻ°Â 

“āĻ­āĻžāĻ—ā§āϝāĻŦāĻžāύ āĻŦāϞāĻ›āĻŋāϏ “

āϏāĻžāχāϕ⧇āϞ āϚāĻžāϞāĻ• : āφāϜ āϛ⧁āϟāĻŋ āϤāĻžāχ āϏāĻžāχāϕ⧇āϞ āύāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āύāĻžāĻšāϞ⧇ āφāĻŽāĻŋ  āϞāϰāĻŋ āϚāĻžāϞāĻžā§ŸÂ 

Jokhon kono bibahito purus bole je vebe bolchi

jene nio sala bou ke jiggasa korbe 

āϝāĻ–āύ āϕ⧋āύ⧋ āĻŦāĻŋāĻŦāĻžāĻšāĻŋāϤ āĻĒ⧁āϰ⧁āĻˇÂ  āĻŦāϞ⧇ āϝ⧇ āϭ⧇āĻŦ⧇ āĻŦāϞāĻ›āĻŋ 

āĻœā§‡āύ⧇ āύāĻŋāĻ“ āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž āĻŦāωāĻ•ā§‡Â  āϜāĻŋāĻœā§āĻžāĻžāϏāĻž āĻ•āϰāĻŦā§‡Â 

 

đŸ”Ĩ😂funny jokes in bengali for whatsapp

bangla jokes for whatsapp (āĻŦāĻžāĻ‚āϞāĻž āĻœā§‹āĻ•āϏ)

Dui protibesi kotha bolchiolo..

1st jon :jano amar 24 bochor obdi koo sontan hoini

2nd jon :tahole tui ki korli 

1st jon :24 bochor boyos hole barir loke biye dilo amr 

tar por munni holo

kotha sune 2 nd jon “ICU” te

āĻĻ⧁āĻ‡Â  āĻĒā§āϰāϤāĻŋāĻŦ⧇āĻļā§€ āĻ•āĻĨāĻž āĻŦāϞāĻ›āĻŋāϞ⧋…..

ā§§āĻŽÂ  āϜāύ : āϜāĻžāύ⧋ āφāĻŽāĻžāϰ ⧍ā§Ē āĻŦāĻ›āϰ āĻ…āĻŦā§āĻĻāĻŋ āϕ⧋āύ⧋ āϏāĻ¨ā§āϤāĻžāύ āĻšā§ŸāύāĻŋ 

⧍⧟ āϜāύ : āϤāĻžāĻšāϞ⧇ āϤ⧁āχ āĻ•āĻŋ āĻ•āϰāϞāĻŋ

ā§§āĻŽ āϜāύ : ⧍ā§Ē āĻŦāĻ›āϰ āĻŦ⧟āϏ āĻšāĻ˛ā§‡Â  āĻŦāĻžā§œāĻŋāϰ āϞ⧋āĻ•ā§‡Â  āĻŦāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻĻāĻŋāϞ⧋ āφāĻŽāĻžāĻ°Â 

āϤāĻžāϰāĻĒāϰ āĻŽā§āĻ¨ā§āύāĻŋ āĻšāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āĻ•āĻĨāĻž āĻļ⧁āύ⧇ ⧍⧟ āϜāύ “ICU” āϤ⧇  

 

Ajkalkar bachchader theke mosa onek dayittoban

komsekom sondha hotei ghore to chole ase

āφāϜāĻ•āĻžāϞ⧇āϰ āĻŦāĻžāĻšā§āϚāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰ āĻĨ⧇āϕ⧇ āĻŽāĻļāĻž āĻ…āύ⧇āĻ• āĻĻāĻžā§ŸāĻŋāĻ¤ā§āĻŦāĻŦāĻžāĻ¨Â 

āĻ•āĻŽāϏ⧇āĻ•āĻŽ āϏāĻ¨ā§āĻ§ā§āϝāĻž āĻšāϤ⧇āĻ‡Â  āϘāϰ⧇ āϤ⧋ āϚāϞ⧇ āφāĻ¸ā§‡Â 

 

Popon :Aj FACEBOOK boddo bachan bachiye dilo

Ayon :Ki kore ??

Popon : aj bouer jonomodin chilo

āĻĒā§‹āĻĒāύ : āφāϜ FACEBOOK āĻŦāĻĄā§āĻĄā§‹ āĻŦāĻžāρāϚāĻžāύ āĻŦāĻžāρāϚāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻĻāĻŋāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āĻ…ā§Ÿāύ :  āĻ•āĻŋ āĻ•āϰ⧇ ??

āĻĒā§‹āĻĒāύ : āφāϜ āĻŦāĻ‰ā§Ÿā§‡āϰ āϜāĻ¨ā§āĻŽāĻĻāĻŋāύ āĻ›āĻŋāĻ˛Â 

Dokandar : Bolo BOSS ki chai

Rahul : amar hobu bouer kukurer jonno cake chai

Dokandar : Ekhanei khabe naki pack kore debo….

āĻĻā§‹āĻ•āĻžāύāĻĻāĻžāϰ : āĻŦāĻ˛ā§‹Â BOSS āĻ•āĻŋ āϚāĻžāĻ‡Â 

āϰāĻžāĻšā§āϞ : āφāĻŽāĻžāϰ āĻšāĻŦ⧁ āĻŦāĻ‰ā§Ÿā§‡āϰ āϕ⧁āϕ⧁āϰ⧇āϰ āϜāĻ¨ā§āϝ āϕ⧇āĻ• āϚāĻžāĻ‡Â 

āĻĻā§‹āĻ•āĻžāύāĻĻāĻžāϰ : āĻāĻ–āĻžāύ⧇āχ āĻ–āĻžāĻŦ⧇ āύāĻžāĻ•āĻŋ āĻĒā§āϝāĻžāĻ• āĻ•āϰ⧇ āĻĻ⧇āĻŦ…

Banti : Daktar babu patla pykhana te behal hoye gechi

Doctor : kotota patla hoi

Banti : Vebe nin apni ota diye kulkuchi korte parben 

āĻŦāĻžāĻ¨ā§āϟāĻŋ :  āĻĄāĻžāĻ•ā§āϤāĻžāϰāĻŦāĻžāĻŦ⧁ āĻĒāĻžāϤāϞāĻž āĻĒāĻžā§ŸāĻ–āĻžāύāĻžāϤ⧇ āĻŦ⧇āĻšāĻžāϞ āĻšā§Ÿā§‡ āϗ⧇āĻ›āĻŋ 

āĻĄāĻžāĻ•ā§āϤāĻžāϰ : āĻ•āϤāϟāĻž  āĻĒāĻžāϤāϞāĻžÂ  āĻšā§Ÿ ?

āĻŦāĻžāĻ¨ā§āϟāĻŋ :  āϭ⧇āĻŦ⧇ āύāĻŋāύ āφāĻĒāύāĻŋ āĻ“āϟāĻž āĻĻāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āϕ⧁āϞāϕ⧁āϚāĻŋ āĻ•āϰāϤ⧇ āĻĒāĻžāϰāĻŦ⧇āĻ¨Â 

Meye gifter dokane : Onek gift dekhar por last a 

ekta ishara kore bollo

madam ei je petni hasche ei gifter price?

Dokandar : Madam ota ayna ar chobi ta apnar.

āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡ āĻ—āĻŋāĻĢāĻŸā§‡āϰ āĻĻā§‹āĻ•āĻžāύ⧇ : āĻ…āύ⧇āĻ• āĻ—āĻŋāĻĢāϟ āĻĻ⧇āĻ–āĻžāϰ āĻĒāϰ āϞāĻžāĻ¸ā§āϟ āĻÂ 

āĻāĻ•āϟāĻž āχāĻļāĻžāϰāĻž āĻ•āϰ⧇ āĻŦāϞāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āĻĻāĻžāĻĻāĻž āĻāχ āϝ⧇ āĻĒ⧇āĻ¤ā§āύ⧀ āĻšāĻžāρāϏāϛ⧇ āĻāχ āĻ—āĻŋāĻĢāĻŸā§‡āϰ Price ?

āĻĻā§‹āĻ•āĻžāύāĻĻāĻžāϰ : āĻŽā§āϝāĻžāĻĄāĻžāĻŽ āĻ“āϟāĻž āĻ†ā§ŸāύāĻžÂ āφāϰ āĻ›āĻŦāĻŋāϟāĻž āφāĻĒāύāĻžāĻ°Â 

Meye : Ei TV tar dam koto ? 

Dokandar : 50000 taka.

Meye : eto dami ki emon ache ete

Dokandar : eta light jabar bade apniy off hoye jai.

Meye : ohh tai..pack kore din tahole

āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡ : āĻāχ TV āϟāĻžāϰ āĻĻāĻžāĻŽ āĻ•āϤ ?

āĻĻā§‹āĻ•āĻžāύāĻĻāĻžāϰ : ā§Ģā§Ļā§Ļā§Ļā§Ļ āϟāĻžāĻ•āĻžÂ 

āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡ : āĻāϤ⧋ āĻĻāĻžāĻŽāĻŋ āĻ•āĻŋ āĻāĻŽāύ āφāϛ⧇ āĻāĻ¤ā§‡Â 

āĻĻā§‹āĻ•āĻžāύāĻĻāĻžāϰ : āĻāϟāĻžÂ  āϞāĻžāχāϟ āϝāĻžāĻŦāĻžāϰ āĻŦāĻžāĻĻ⧇ āφāĻĒāύāĻŋāχ OFF  āĻšā§Ÿā§‡ āϝāĻžā§ŸÂ 

āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡ : āĻ“āσ āϤāĻžāχ …āĻĒā§āϝāĻžāĻ• āĻ•āϰ⧇ āĻĻāĻŋāύ āϤāĻžāĻšāĻ˛ā§‡Â 

 

Jiboner prothom dhomki ota chilo jeta napit amake diyechio

chupchap bosbi nahole kan kete debo

āĻœā§€āĻŦāύ⧇āϰ āĻĒā§āϰāĻĨāĻŽ āϧāĻŽāĻ•āĻŋ āĻ“āϟāĻž āĻ›āĻŋāϞ āϝ⧇āϟāĻž āύāĻžāĻĒāĻŋāϤ āφāĻŽāĻžāϕ⧇ āĻĻāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡āĻ›āĻŋāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āϚ⧁āĻĒāϚāĻžāĻĒ āĻŦāϏāĻŦāĻŋ āύāĻžāĻšāϞ⧇ āĻ•āĻžāύ āϕ⧇āĻŸā§‡ āĻĻ⧇āĻŦ 

Joj saheb : Somajer jonno tumi ki valo kaj korecho?

Oporadhi : Sir amader karonei police ar adalote

chakrir ovab nei

āϜāϜ āϏāĻžāĻšā§‡āĻŦ : āϏāĻŽāĻžāĻœā§‡āϰ āϜāĻ¨ā§āϝ āϤ⧁āĻŽāĻŋ āĻ•āĻŋ āĻ­āĻžāϞ⧋ āĻ•āĻžāϜ āĻ•āϰ⧇āϛ⧋ ?

āĻ…āĻĒāϰāĻžāϧ⧀ : āĻ¸ā§āϝāĻžāϰ āφāĻŽāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰ āĻ•āĻžāϰāϪ⧇āχ āĻĒ⧁āϞāĻŋāĻļ āφāϰ āφāĻĻāĻžāϞāϤ⧇

āϚāĻžāĻ•āϰāĻŋāϰ āĻ…āĻ­āĻžāĻŦ āύ⧇āχ  

Phoner battery low “Warning”ta ekmatro warning

ja amra protteke seriously niye thaki

āĻĢā§‹āύ⧇āϰ āĻŦā§āϝāĻžāϟāĻžāϰ⧀ LOW “Warning” āϟāĻž āĻāĻ•āĻŽāĻžāĻ¤ā§āϰ “Warning”

āϝāĻž āφāĻŽāϰāĻž āĻĒā§āϰāĻ¤ā§āϝ⧇āϕ⧇ seriously  āύāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻĨāĻžāĻ•āĻŋ  

Popon toto kore jachchilo..

toto wala : 30 taka hoyeche dada

Popon : oke 15 taka dilo

toto wala : etato ordekh dilen dada!!

popon : Ha tui to bose esechis ordekh tuio de

āĻĒā§‹āĻĒāύ āĻŸā§‹āĻŸā§‹ āĻ•āĻ°ā§‡Â  āϝāĻžāĻšā§āĻ›āĻŋāϞ⧋…

āĻŸā§‹āĻŸā§‹ āĻ“ā§ŸāĻžāϞāĻž : ā§Šā§Ļ āϟāĻžāĻ•āĻž āĻšā§Ÿā§‡āϛ⧇ āĻĻāĻžāĻĻāĻžÂ 

āĻĒā§‹āĻĒāĻ¨Â  : āĻ“āϕ⧇ ā§§ā§Ģ āϟāĻžāĻ•āĻž āĻĻāĻŋāĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āĻŸā§‹āĻŸā§‹ āĻ“ā§ŸāĻžāϞāĻž : āĻāϟāĻžāϤ⧋ āĻ…āĻ°ā§āϧ⧇āĻ• āĻĻāĻŋāϞ⧇āύ āĻĻāĻžāĻĻāĻž !!

āĻĒā§‹āĻĒāύ :  āĻšāĻžāρ āϤ⧁āχāĻ“ āϤ⧋ āĻŦāϏ⧇ āĻāϏ⧇āĻ›āĻŋāϏ āĻ…āĻ°ā§āϧ⧇āĻ• āϤ⧁āχāĻ“ āĻĻā§‡Â 

Duniyate sobtheke bodhdhimoti meye kothai paoa jai??

“ETV bangla” te

āĻĻ⧁āύāĻŋ⧟āĻžāϤ⧇ āϏāĻŦāĻĨ⧇āϕ⧇ āĻŦ⧁āĻĻā§āϧāĻŋāĻŽāϤ⧀ āĻŽā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡ āϕ⧋āĻĨāĻžā§Ÿ āĻĒāĻžāĻ“ā§ŸāĻž āϝāĻžāχ ??

“ETV āĻŦāĻžāĻ‚āϞāĻž”āϤ⧇  

 

4 te chele bike a kore bari firchilo

police oderke dhorlo

Police : tomra janona bike a 3 joner besi chapa beayini

tomra 4 jon chepecho

Bike chalok : pichone takiye

“abe sala 5 Number ta kothai gelo be”

ā§ĒāĻŸā§‡ āϛ⧇āϞ⧇ Bike āĻ āĻ•āϰ⧇ āĻŦāĻžā§œāĻŋ āĻĢāĻŋāϰāĻ›āĻŋāϞ⧋

āĻĒ⧁āϞāĻŋāĻļ āĻ“āĻĻ⧇āϰāϕ⧇ āϧāϰāϞ⧋

āĻĒ⧁āϞāĻŋāĻļ : āϤ⧋āĻŽāϰāĻž āϜāĻžāύ⧋āύāĻž Bike āĻ ā§Š āϜāύ⧇āϰ āĻŦ⧇āĻļāĻŋ āϚāĻžāĻĒāĻž āĻŦ⧇āφāχāύāĻŋ

Bike āϚāĻžāϞāĻ•Â  : āĻĒāĻŋāĻ›āύ⧇ āϤāĻžāĻ•āĻŋā§Ÿā§‡

“āφāĻŦā§‡Â  āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž ā§Ģ āύāĻŽā§āĻŦāϰ āϟāĻž āϕ⧋āĻĨāĻžā§Ÿ āϗ⧇āϞ⧋”  

Matal : Dada time koto holo?

Jatri : 10 ta baje

Matal : Sala sokal theke jigasa korchi 

sob alada alada bole cholche

āĻŽāĻžāϤāĻžāϞ : āĻĻāĻžāĻĻāĻž āϟāĻžāχāĻŽ āĻ•āϤ āĻšā§‹āϞ⧋ ?

āϝāĻžāĻ¤ā§āϰ⧀ : ā§§ā§Ļ āϟāĻžÂ  āĻŦāĻžāĻœā§‡Â 

āĻŽāĻžāϤāĻžāϞ : āĻļāĻžāϞāĻž āϏāĻ•āĻžāϞ āĻĨ⧇āϕ⧇ āϜāĻŋāĻœā§āĻžāĻžāϏāĻž āĻ•āϰāĻ›āĻŋ 

āϏāĻŦ āφāϞāĻžāĻĻāĻž āφāϞāĻžāĻĻāĻž āĻŦāϞ⧇ āϚāϞ⧇āĻ›ā§‡Â 

Ke boleche duniyabasi tomar chinta korena

Diner belate Biker Headlight Jaliye to Dekho

100 jon chillabe “Dada Headlight ta…”

āϕ⧇ āĻŦāϞ⧇āϛ⧇ āĻĻ⧁āύāĻŋ⧟āĻžāĻŦāĻžāϏ⧀ āϤ⧋āĻŽāĻžāϰ āϚāĻŋāĻ¨ā§āϤāĻž āĻ•āϰ⧇āύāĻžÂ 

āĻĻāĻŋāύ⧇āϰ āĻŦ⧇āϞāĻžāϤ⧇ Bike āĻāϰ āĻšā§‡āĻĄāϞāĻžāχāϟ āĻœā§āĻŦāĻžāϞāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āϤ⧋ āĻĻ⧇āĻ–ā§‹Â 

ā§§ā§Ļā§Ļ āϜāύ āϚāĻŋāĻ˛ā§āϞāĻžāĻŦ⧇ “āĻĻāĻžāĻĻāĻž āĻšā§‡āĻĄāϞāĻžāχāϟ āϟāĻž”

 

Jaderke ma bap tana… hichra… kore schoole a niye asto

tara abar Whatsapp Status dei “I miss my school life”…

āϝāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰāϕ⧇ āĻŽāĻž āĻŦāĻžāĻĒā§ āϟāĻžāύāĻž….. āĻšāĻŋāϚ⧜āĻž āĻ•āϰ⧇….āĻ¸ā§āϕ⧁āϞ⧇ āύāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āφāϏāĻ¤ā§‹Â 

āϤāĻžāϰāĻž āφāĻŦāĻžāϰ whatsapp status āĻĻā§‡ā§Ÿ “I MISS MY SCHOOL”

 

Aj ekta bachchake jiggasa korlam

kon school e jao beta

Bachcha : ami jaina “SALA”ra jorjobosti pathai

āφāϜ āĻāĻ•āϟāĻž āĻŦāĻžāĻšā§āϚāĻžāϕ⧇ āϜāĻŋāĻœā§āĻžāĻžāϏāĻž āĻ•āϰāϞāĻžāĻŽÂ 

āϕ⧋āύ āĻ¸ā§āϕ⧁āϞ⧇ āϝāĻžāĻ“ āĻŦ⧇āϟāĻžÂ 

āĻŦāĻžāĻšā§āϚāĻž : āφāĻŽāĻŋ āϝāĻžā§ŸāύāĻž “āĻļāĻžāϞāĻžāϰāĻž”āϜāĻŦāϰāĻĻāĻ¸ā§āϤāĻŋ āĻĒāĻžāĻ āĻžā§ŸÂ 

Sottir valobasa fire obossoi ase

amartao esechilo biyer card dite

āϏāĻ¤ā§āϝāĻŋāϰ āĻ­āĻžāϞ⧋āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻž āĻĢāĻžā§ŸāĻžāϰ āĻ…āĻŦāĻļā§āϝāχ āφāĻ¸ā§‡Â 

āφāĻŽāĻžāϰāϟāĻžāĻ“ āĻāϏ⧇āĻ›āĻŋāϞ⧋ āĻŦāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡āϰ āĻ•āĻžāĻ°ā§āĻĄ āĻĻāĻŋāĻ¤ā§‡Â 

Ami Petrol pump a : 10 takar Petrol dao

Salesman : eto petrol vore kothai jabe?

Ami : koththao na.ami emniy taka oriye diy

āφāĻŽāĻŋ āĻĒ⧇āĻŸā§āϰāϞ āĻĒāĻžāĻŽā§āĻĒ⧇ : ā§§ā§Ļ āϟāĻžāĻ•āĻžāϰ āĻĒ⧇āĻŸā§āϰāϞ āĻĻāĻžāĻ“Â 

salesman :āĻāĻ¤Â  āĻĒ⧇āĻŸā§āϰāϞ āĻ­āϰ⧇ āϕ⧋āĻĨāĻžā§Ÿ āϝāĻžāĻŦ⧇ ?

āφāĻŽāĻŋ : āϕ⧋āĻ¤ā§āĻĨāĻžāĻ“ āύāĻžāĨ¤ āφāĻŽāĻŋ āĻāĻŽāύāĻŋāχ āϟāĻžāĻ•āĻž āĻ‰ā§œāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡ āĻĻāĻŋā§Ÿā§‡Â 

 

Prottek baritei ekta na ekta dur somporker

chele thake ,jara Doctor ba engineering a Top

kore amader jindagi borbad kore dei.

salara amader jibone kono gobbar songher cheye kom noi

āĻĒā§āϰāĻ¤ā§āϝ⧇āĻ• āĻŦāĻžā§œāĻŋāϤ⧇āχ āĻāĻ•āϟāĻž āύāĻž āĻāĻ•āϟāĻž āĻĻā§‚āϰ āϏāĻŽā§āĻĒāĻ°ā§āϕ⧇āϰ āϛ⧇āĻ˛ā§‡Â 

āĻĨāĻžāϕ⧇ ,āϝāĻžāϰāĻž āĻĄāĻžāĻ•ā§āϤāĻžāϰ āĻŦāĻž āχāĻžā§āϜāĻŋāύāĻŋ⧟āĻžāϰāĻŋāĻ‚ Top āĻ•āϰ⧇ āφāĻŽāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰ āϜāĻŋāĻ¨ā§āĻĻ⧇āĻ—ā§€ āĻŦāϰāĻŦāĻžāĻĻ āĻ•āϰ⧇ āĻĻā§‡ā§ŸÂ 

āĻļāĻžāϞāĻžāϰāĻž āφāĻŽāĻžāĻĻ⧇āϰ āĻœā§€āĻŦāύ⧇ āϕ⧋āύ⧋ āĻ—āĻŦā§āĻŦāϰ āϏāĻŋāĻ‚ āĻāĻ°Â  āĻšā§‡ā§Ÿā§‡ āĻ•āĻŽ āĻ¨ā§ŸÂ 

 

Kal rate vul kore Cooler bondho kore felate 

sobai amake emon vabe dekhte laglo

jeno “BAHUBALI” ke amiy merechi

āĻ•āĻžāϞ āϰāĻžāϤ⧇ āϭ⧁āϞ āĻ•āϰ⧇ āϕ⧁āϞāĻžāϰ āĻŦāĻ¨ā§āϧ āĻ•āϰ⧇ āĻĢ⧇āϞāĻžāĻ¤ā§‡Â 

āϏāĻŦāĻžāχ āφāĻŽāĻžāϕ⧇ āĻāĻŽāύ āĻ­āĻžāĻŦ⧇ āĻĻ⧇āĻ–āϤ⧇ āϞāĻžāĻ—āĻ˛ā§‹Â 

āϝ⧇āύ “āĻŦāĻžāĻšā§āĻŦāϞāĻŋ”āϕ⧇ āĻ…āĻŽāĻŋāχ āĻŽā§‡āϰ⧇āĻ›āĻŋ 

 

Duniyar sob theke prothom Password ki chilo..

vabo to ????

“Khulja Sim sim”

āĻĻ⧁āύāĻŋ⧟āĻžāϰ āϏāĻŦ āĻĨ⧇āϕ⧇ āĻĒā§āϰāĻĨāĻŽ password āĻ•āĻŋ āĻ›āĻŋāϞ…

āĻ­āĻžāĻŦā§‹ āϤ⧋ ???

“āϖ⧁āϞāϜāĻž āϏāĻŋāĻŽ āϏāĻŋāĻŽ”

 

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